Funny Whatsapp Status quotes in English and Hindi

Whatsapp is the greatest way to express your feelings or mood among your friends. Every Windows and Android user is using Whatsapp for texting, images, videos or location sharing.  If you want to share some best funny whatsapp status with your friends, then here we go, you can update the best Whatsapp status or quotes on your profile.

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    Many Whatsapp users have not updated their Whatsapp status since long, I don’t know, if they are unable to update or unaware to update status on Whatsapp. So if you want to update some cool and funny status for Whatsapp then you can copy these below lines.

    25 Funny Whatsapp Status

    It'd rather be dead than cool.
    Sometime I dream in my dreams.
    Look at you, Mirror not lying. 
    Don’t underestimate the power of a crying girl friend.
    Who are you & why should I care.
    Here I’m! What are your other two wishes?
    I burn Calories thinking about thinking about dieting.
    God Please…if you can’t make me slim….Make my friends Fat.
    My husband thinks I’m crazy, whereas he is the one who married me.
    After Tuesday, even the Calendar goes W T F.
    Time is precious, waste it wisely.


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    God made every person different but he got tired by the time he got to China.
    I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.
    Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
    I’m not saying you are stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
    If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we are not real friends.
    Being ugly on the inside should change how you look on the outside.


    If you want breakfast in bed, you have to consider sleeping in the kitchen
    If you can’t say anything nice, we should probably be friends.
    “Love is relentless, and so am I ;)” ― Keisha Keenleyside
    Go get your funny on!
    “Go get your funny on!
    Two things a girl wants:  1. Lose weight 1. Eat
    I chase goals, not girls.
    I just Googled “what do women REALLY want?” My computer crashed.

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