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1000 Best Whatsapp Status, Quotes and Messages {*2015*}

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Hope you are all doing well! Nowadays, whatsapp is a great way to express your thoughts and status messages from your friends, relatives, and colleagues. Almost every internet user is using Whatsapp.

Our users are eager to pick the best status to put on whatsapp. The whatsapp statuses have immense popularity among people who use the site daily. You can tell people about your mood, only more accurately, because you can use famous quotes to describe your mindset in the most perfect, elegant way. Finding such quotes, sayings, and one liners for your whatsapp status can be a daunting task. We understand this, so we have come up with thousands of whatsapp status updates on various themes. See below.

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We are updating 50 statuses for each category.

  1. Funny Whatsapp Status
  2. Cool Whatsapp Status
  3. Love Whatsapp Status
  4. Best Whatsapp Status
  5. Whatsapp Online Status

50 Funny Whatsapp Status

This category contains funny, hilarious, witty, clever and crazy whatsapp status ideas to make everyone in your whatsapp list laugh. You can use these funny whatsapp status quotes to make them laugh in your messages or you can write them on your whatsapp status wall.  
I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

When nothing seems right….go left!!

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

 Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D

I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D

Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

If you are player then I’m the GAME.

Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.

You can disturb me….I’m available. :D

Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal this status.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)

Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours

I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

☺  Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.

We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.

If I’m wired with you. I like you.

I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

I hate math but I love counting money.

I believe in hate at first sight.

There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.

If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

The Earth without Art is just Eh.

We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

Laziness is me middle name.

I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry.

    Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

    I need Google in my brain.

    You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.

    I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

    The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

    If you fall. I’ll be there.

    Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?


      2. Cool Whatsapp Status

      So you're the dude, the cool guy who seeks  something that suits your standard. If that’s the case, the shared cool whatsapp status updates below are for you. We have done our best to come up with latest cool dude whatsapp status ideas.


      The best way to create your future is to create it
      Sleep all your troubles away.
      I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
      It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
      If you ain’t first, you are last.
      I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.
      The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
      Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.
      Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
      Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.
      I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
      A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.
      You killed what was left of the good in me.
      The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
      If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
      Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.
      A fake smile can hide a million tears.
      Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
      You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.
      You can do anything but not everything.
      A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
      Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I’m ok with a smile.
      Life is better when I’m drunk.
      Fake friends are around when they think you're cool true friends are around even when they think you're fool.
      I’m just waiting to see to if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.
      Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
      Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.
      face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall
      I don't have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can't handle.
      I don't stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.
      Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.
      Love is all you need.
      Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
      I dreamed a dream.
      Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
      I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. :D
      No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.
      Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!
      Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.
      “’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.”  Sir Jony Ive, Apple
      There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
      I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
      Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
      The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
      I don’t make mistakes I just date them.
      We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.
      Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.
      The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.
      I can and I will. Watch me!!
      When you want to give up remember why you started.

        3. Love Whatsapp Status

        Love can be demonstrated not defined.
        Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
        Only you can give me that feeling.
        Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
        Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
        I’d cross the world for someone like you.
        Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
        My Hearts beats only for you.
        Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
        “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.
        Love has no limits.
        Everything is fair in Love and War.
        I want another day with you.
        You can’t stop loving short girls.
        I think love is fearless.
        I need you so much closer.
        My heart is perfect because… you are inside.
        You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.
        When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.
        I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.
        Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
        Love me for a second and I’ll love you forever.
        I hope you always find a reason to smile.
        I love you even when I hate you.
        Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you
        I usually don't get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.
        Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
        Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
        When I count my blessings i count you twice.
        Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.
        Be the type of person you want to meet.
        I can’t stop missing you.
        Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. - Wyn Owen Justin
        I’m done begging for your love.
        I don't even know why I like you. But I just do.
        Why am I so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine?
        I can't go a day without thinking about you.
        There is no finish line so love the journey.
        Fall in love not in line.
        If you love something set it free.
        The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.
        So many of my smiles begin with you.
        A true love story nerve ends.
        Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
        You think you're one of millions but you're one in a million to me.
        All I need is your love.
        I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.
        Let all that you do be done n love.
        I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.
        True love has a habit of coming back.



          4. Best Whatsapp Status

          A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.
          I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.
          When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.
          The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.
          Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
          Take a deep breath it's just a bad day, not a bad life.
          The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
          Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
          Just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that will never happen.
          I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
          "If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep
          Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
          I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
          "Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek
          "Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak." - Rachel Zoe
          There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein
          There's nothing wrong with you there's a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer
          Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.
          Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
          If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!
          If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.
          Life is short, make fun of it.
          I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won't ask me again.
          Everything happens for a reason, so don't disappoint.
          The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.
          Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.
          The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.
          You can love with all your heart, No questions asked.
          Life is too short to remove USB safely.
          “If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.”
          When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
          “I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.”― Chris Colfer
          Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.
          Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the right places.
          Nobody can teach me who I am.
          God's plan is like a movie; all the good and bad things are arranged together for at the good ending.
          Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
          Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
          Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life. – ANON
          Life doesn't get easier you just get stronger.
          If you can dream it you can do it. - Walt Disney
          The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - harry Golden
          Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.
          Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.
          You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.
          If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.
          So take a chance and don't ever look back.
          If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
          Success is the best revenge for anything. _ Ed Sheeram
          There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

          5. Whatsapp Online Status

          You can't hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. - -Jim Rohn
          When you feel Like Giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
          Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
          Do what you fear and fear disappears. - David Schwartz
          Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we’re all of us looking for the key. -  Alan benett
          If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.
          Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan
          If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer
          When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt
          A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar
          And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
          The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.
          Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on.
          Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
          Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.
          Don't ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.
          An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I'm going to buy iPhone 6.
          Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
          It's hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'" when nothing's right.
          Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.
          All great changes are preceded by chaos.
          One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
          A true businessman always does business out of courage.
          People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.
          Don't give up what you want most, for what you want now. 
          The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.
          Happiness is not the absence of problems.  It’s the ability to deal with them.
          In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
          Stop saying I wish start saying I will.
          The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.
          It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.
          I've got nothing to do today but smile. - Paul Simon
          A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.
          All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them but confront them.
          Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.
          One day you're going to wake up and notice that you should've tried. I was worth the fight.
          Love yourself. Love your day.  Love your life.
          Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.
          Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life. 
          Do a little more each day than you think you can.
          You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
          Don't wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
          It’s a good day to have a good day.
          You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.
          The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.
          Someone else is happy with less than what you have.
          May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma's teeth.
          The ones who say “you can't" and "you won't" are probably the ones scared that “you will".
          We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.
          One day you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now ~ paulo Coelho

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            Next Whatsapp Quotes will be on these Categories.

            1. Whatsapp Emotional Status
            2. Whatsapp Status Quotes
            3. Hack Whatsapp Status
            4. Whatsapp Status Sad
            5. Short Whatsapp Status

            Whatsapp Emotional Status:

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            We got some awesome emotional status for Whatsapp to share your feelings. So let's start.
            Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.

            People who die by suicide don't want to end their live they want to end their pain.

            No one has ever loved me, I was left behind. I only want one thing and one thing i want someone to love me like the way i would love them.

            Loneliness is better than bad company.

            We all get addicted to something that takes away the pain.

            Just bcz we don;t talk doesn't mean i don't think about you. I'm just trying to distance myself because i know i can't have you.


            How Emotions Harm you.

            Anger: Weakens the liver
            Grief: Weakens the Lung
            Worry: Weakens the stomach
            Stress: Weakens the Heart & Brain
            Fear: Weakens the Kidney.

            Tip: Most of the things you worry about never happen. :P

            It's funny how seeing you gives me both Joy & sadness at the same time.

            If you never get your heart broken you'll never learn to love.

            Don't ever make a long term decision for your temporary emotionas.

            Give a man love, and he will be happy for a time. teach a man how to love, and he will have joy through all eternity. James Wilcox

            The saddest thing about BETRAYAL is that it never comes from your enemies.
            Whatsapp status and quotes are a terrific way to discuss Just what is going on in your heart and mind? If you plan on including some imagination in your whatsapp status messages, then you have landed on the right page. Don’t forget to bookmark this page for more awesome Whatsapp updates. Today, we are discussing the all-time 250 best whatsapp status descriptions for our users. These finest Whatsapp messages are handpicked by us from different sources, and you can update these quotes on your profile to impress folks with whatsapp with you!

            Top 50 Whasapp Status Ideas

            Whatsapp is a superhero of all messaging apps like hike, wechat, bbm etc. and easiest way to share messages, locations, images and videos among friends, colleagues and family members. Here We would like to share some selected Whatsapp Status Ideas for your Whatsapp Profile.

            You can get all type of funny and cool Whatsapp status ideas messages and quotes.

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            Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas:

            A man is as young as the woman he feels.

            Experiencing like every day at 15 WTF hrs.


            Behind every great man, there is a NO woman.

            Behind every SUCCESSFUL women , there is a Rich Man.



            3's of Life...Don't give a F**k, Do what you do, Do what you love.

            My friend have girl friend, i have BRAIN. !! :D


            Go get a life instead of reading Whatspp Status ideas. :D

            You can read my Whatsappp Status, but don't ever try to copy. :P

            If you can see 'Online'...then WTF is 'U There'. No, I'm playing Cricket.

            A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

            “S*x and Pizza, they say, are similar. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, you get it on your shirt.” —Mike Birbiglia

            “It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” —Marilyn Monroe


            Cool Whatsapp Status Ideas:

            Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.

            You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

            ALWAYS SMILE...it costs nothing!!

            Most powerful emotion is LOVE...That's why it hurts.
            Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

            S*X is like air; it’s not important unless you aren't getting any.

            She said she wanted a separation. I was horrified, and I said, ‘You want me to wear a c0nd0m!

            What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.



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            Funny Whatsapp Status, Quotes and Updates


            Whatsapp is the most widely used text messenger in the world. Everyone is crazy about updating their Whatsapp Status, Profile pictures Sending Funny Status, videos between friends and groups so therefor i'd like to share some extremely and humorous funny whatsapp status and quotes. If you like these mentioned funny status for whatsapp then feel free to share with your friends.

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            20 Funny Whatsapp Status and Messages:


            • Let's play titanic. You be the ocean and i'll go down on you.
            • That fail moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself in the face.
            • Admit it. We've all hidden our favorite food from our family at least once.
            • Hey, remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well, look at you living and shit.
            • Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
            • Immature is just a word by people who don't know how to have fun.
            • Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them... :)
            • People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day.
            • SARCASM: just one of the many services i offer.
            • " I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside me..."
            • When a women says "What?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
            • "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde

            Must see. Don't miss!! 250 Best Whatsapp Status updates

            Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

            • Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
            • Me:  I', actually happy right now.
            • Life: LOL , one sec!!
            • Stress is caused by giving a F**k.
            • When life knocks you down...calmly get back up. Smile and very politely say, ;You hit like a bitch."
            • At night i can't sleep. In the morning I can't wake up.
            • I don't have a dirty mind. i have a S**y imagination.

            Funny Status for Whatsapp in Hindi

            Deikh rha hu samne wali larki ko....or soch rha hu ek mohabbar or sahi...


            Teri duniya mai koi gam na ho, khusi kabhi kam na ho.
            Bhagwan tumko aisi item de jo Dabang mi munni seela ki javani se kam na ho.


            Kuch dur ek ganda nala hai
            sir, kuch dur ek ganda nala hai..

            Abhijeet dal mai jrur kuch na kuch kala hai.


            Beer pine se phle sb bolte hai cheers...
            Beer pine se phle sb bolte hai cheers.....

            Are o Radha...i hate tears.


            Arz kiya hai...khuda bachaye tumhe in hsasino se...naznino se...
            par in hasino ko koun bachaye tum jaise kamino se.

            1 bar jo maine girl friend bna li to vo maeri kabhi nahi sunti. :D Salman khan

            Ami ne bazaar mehmaan aaye huye hai kuch le aao...mai taxi le aaya. :D


            Ladki or rocket aapko khi bhi le ja skti hai.


            Paise ko jeb mai rkho dimag mai nahi.



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            100 Funny Whatsapp Status Ever

            Hello Guys…hope you are doing well. Well, we are back to serve you the best collection of funny Whatsapp status and messages. You can find all type of best funny Whatsapp status, funny Whatsapp status in Hindi and funny Whatsapp status ideas in this post.

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            Funny Whatsapp status message:

            • I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
            • You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
            • If you don't care stop talking about it.
            • God was showing off when He created you.
            • Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
            • Never apologize for being you.
            • I’m a good boy with bad habits: P
            • Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)
            • Don't worry. God is always on time.
            • She loves me or not but I love her a lot.  : P
            • Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
            • Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
            • If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
            • I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 
            • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. 
            • I can handle pain until it hurts.
            • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 
            • Gravity always gets me down. :)
            • If life doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're doing it wrong.
            • I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.
            • “I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey
            • “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis
            • “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg
            • ‘It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
            • “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” –  Tommy Cooper
            • “There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope
            • “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
            • “I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David
            • When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always! 
            • What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
            • Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
            • I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
            • Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.
            • You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
            • Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
            • Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
            • Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day ;)
            • I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D
            • HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
            • You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)
            • I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)
            • I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!
            • If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol: P: D: P: D
            • Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D
            • Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you:-D
            • Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside... ;)
            • we live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
            • I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p
            • When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.
            • I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others...: P: D
            • If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!
            • Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good. :P
            • Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P
            • Every time I drink I get awesome :-)
            • After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
            • Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. :P
            • What i if told you...you the read first line wrong...same with the second... ;)  :p
            • I am so cool; my selfie is called a kulfi! 
            • Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.
            • Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?


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              25 Funny Whatsapp Status

              It'd rather be dead than cool.
              Sometime I dream in my dreams.
              Look at you, Mirror not lying. 
              Don’t underestimate the power of a crying girl friend.
              Who are you & why should I care.
              Here I’m! What are your other two wishes?
              I burn Calories thinking about thinking about dieting.
              God Please…if you can’t make me slim….Make my friends Fat.
              My husband thinks I’m crazy, whereas he is the one who married me.
              After Tuesday, even the Calendar goes W T F.
              Time is precious, waste it wisely.


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              God made every person different but he got tired by the time he got to China.
              I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.
              Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
              I’m not saying you are stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
              If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we are not real friends.
              Being ugly on the inside should change how you look on the outside.


              If you want breakfast in bed, you have to consider sleeping in the kitchen
              If you can’t say anything nice, we should probably be friends.
              “Love is relentless, and so am I ;)” ― Keisha Keenleyside
              Go get your funny on!
              “Go get your funny on!
              Two things a girl wants:  1. Lose weight 1. Eat
              I chase goals, not girls.
              I just Googled “what do women REALLY want?” My computer crashed.

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              Funny 1 line Whatsapp status quotes in Hindi:

              • Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!
              • tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega... :-P
              • Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka...varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.
              • Sher mai hu mai tere..aake mujhe dhek to le.
              • ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.
              • Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
              • per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.
              • aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
              • Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.
              • 4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.
              • Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.



              Cool Whatsapp status in Hindi for Whatsapp:

              • Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle
              • Or Kismat Ke Bina
              • Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta...Kam krke dheko.
              • Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera.
              • Pyar or war mai sab jayaz hai bidu.
              • Why beautiful girls don't have brains.
              • Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye
              • Meri zindagi chal toh rahi thi ... par tere aane se maine jeena shuru kar diya
              • Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hun.
              • mai apna chehra bhul skta hu but tumhara nahi.

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              Sad status for whatsapp in Hindi:

              • roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho.
              • Aksar chirag wohi bhujate hai ... jo pehle usse rosan karte hai
              • Bimaar ke saath koi bimaar nahi ho jaata hai
              • Salo lag jate pyar wale jkham bharne mai.
              • Sun rha hai na tu ro rha hu main.
              • Teri yad satati hai…mujko rulati hai.



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              Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect.

              Life is too short to waste on hating other people.

              Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.

              Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by heart.

              The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

              I don't have an attitude problem,I have a personality you can't handle.

              Jo ho gya use socha nahi karte jo mil gya use khoya nahi karte...
              Hashil unhe hoti hai saflta jo waqt or halat par roya nahi krte..
              I am a better investor because I am a businessman and a better businessman because I am an investor. - Warren Buffett 

              “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” - Warren Buffett 

              “It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently.” -Warren Buffett 

              “The first rule is not to lose. The second rule is not to forget the first rule.” 

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              • My favourite type of people are  the relatives who give me bucks when they leave. :D
              • People who have Mobile Contacts like ‘Mom 2’, ‘Dad 2′ scare me:|
              • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
              • No matter where you go, you're there.
              • A day without sunshine is like, night.
              • Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
              • Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
              • Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
              • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
              • Ask me about my vow of silence.
              • Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
              • Everything is rightly confused.
              • Do you need space? Join NASA!
              • If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch.
              Best Attitude Whatsapp Status:
              • You pull me down to your level, and then you beat me by experience!!
              • Be the change you want to see in this world
              • Nothing can stop me, I’m an Unstoppable.
              • If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
              • I am not a dumb as you look.
              • Born to express not to impress.
              • Mess With The Best,Die Like The Rest!!!
              • I don't do different things....... I Do Things Differently!
              •  Agree with me or be wrong as always!
              • Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.
              • My common sense is equals to your Philosophy!
              • I’m who I am don’t need your approval.
              • My middle finger salutes your attitude.
              • I drink to make other people interesting.
              • Go get a life and if possible get some brain also.
              Love Whatsapp status quotes:
              • Pain is the final result of true LOVE.
              • Girls are born to be loved.
              • I’m deeply in love with my work.
              • Real love cannot be end in a single day.
              • Love is always alive and will be.
              • Everything is fair in LOVE and WAR.
              • There is no Medicine for love but to love more!
              • Every time I see you, I stop breathing for a while.
              • True love is like ghosts, who everybody talks about and few have seen!

              Whatsapp status sad quotes:
              • Sometimes you have to listen to your brain just to save your heart and life.
              • Someone is smiling because you are smiling
              • Tears are words too painful for a broken heart to speak.
              • My heart is breaking baby, my heart is hurting please say it isn’t true.
              • My Current Status: Totally heartbroken.
              • Come Back Baby…I’m sorry!!
              • I miss you like a crazy.
              • You’ll always remain in my mind.
              • You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
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              Daily Life Whatsapp status:

              • Life Is Short, Live It!!
              • We are all failures... at least the best of us are.
              • Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.”
              • Think before you speak. Read before you think.”
              • The less you give a damn, the happier you will be.
              • In life, it's not about finding yourself, it's about creating you.
              • A person, who never made a mistake, never tried anything new.
              • Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
              • A true friend walks in when the best of the world walks out.
              • Being single isn't a time to look for love, use that time to work on you and grow as an individual.
              • If you can't admit when you're wrong, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
              • Once you realize your past is just a story, it has no power over you.
              • Buy yourself before you forget who that is.
              • A relationship should be between two people not the whole world.



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              • Out of my mind. Back in three minutes.
              • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
              • Never answer an anonymous mail.
              • Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
              • God is really awesome and creative, i mean, just look at me :P
              • I do not get drunk...I get awesome: D
              • Trust me you can dance – Beer
              • Stop checking my whatsapp status! Go Get a Life: P


              More Love Whatsapp status:

              • Tere Se Meri Banti Nahi , or Tere Bina Meri Life Chalti Bhi Nahi!!
              • Thank you for giving me my life <3
                Love you God!!
              • Tears are the last gift you may get from true love <3
              • Sometimes you have to act like you don't care even if you do!
              • Real smile on my face Comes when i am with you <3
              • Winter is   I love when I wake up and the first text i see on my cell is yours. Love you!!
              • If I say I love you, I really mean it <3
              • Baby to night that night we loss control.
              • Loving someone and not expressing It Is like wrapping a nice gift And Not Giving It.
              • Do You Know How It Feels To Be Ignored? It Really Fucking Hurts!! L
              • You can love my baby without loss control.
              • You can love me baby with any T & C: D



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              Best Romantic Status for WhatsApp:

              • I'm lying alone with my head on the phone thinking of you till it hurts.
              • I wish i could carry your smile and my heart.
              • What am I without you? Love you!!
              • Love with All Your Heart, No Matter How Many Times It Has or Will Be Hurt Because When You're Not Really Loving, You're Not Really Living.


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