Top 50 Whasapp Status Ideas

Whatsapp is a superhero of all messaging apps like hike, wechat, bbm etc. and easiest way to share messages, locations, images and videos among friends, colleagues and family members. Here We would like to share some selected Whatsapp Status Ideas for your Whatsapp Profile.

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Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas:

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

Experiencing like every day at 15 WTF hrs.


Behind every great man, there is a NO woman.

Behind every SUCCESSFUL women , there is a Rich Man.



3's of Life...Don't give a F**k, Do what you do, Do what you love.

My friend have girl friend, i have BRAIN. !! :D


Go get a life instead of reading Whatspp Status ideas. :D

You can read my Whatsappp Status, but don't ever try to copy. :P

If you can see 'Online'...then WTF is 'U There'. No, I'm playing Cricket.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

“S*x and Pizza, they say, are similar. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, you get it on your shirt.” —Mike Birbiglia

“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” —Marilyn Monroe


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Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.

You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

ALWAYS SMILE...it costs nothing!!

Most powerful emotion is LOVE...That's why it hurts.
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

S*X is like air; it’s not important unless you aren't getting any.

She said she wanted a separation. I was horrified, and I said, ‘You want me to wear a c0nd0m!

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.



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151 Inspirational Whatsapp Status Ever.

We would like to share collection of the best inspirational status and quotes for Whatsapp. You can update these quotes on your Whatsapp profile to inspire your friends and colleagues. Whatsapp is the best and facile way to share short success stories and Whatsapp Quotes messages.

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151 Inspirational Whatsapp Status and Quotes

Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
"Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."
I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.
Always be a first-copy version of yourself, instead of a second-copy version of somebody else.
Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
A champion is someone who gets up, even when he can't.
Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
If you don't ask, you don't get.
Take a deep breath and start again.
Always remember...The best is yet to come.
Jealousy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
Always try to get rid of anything that isn't helpful, pretty or cheery.
Miracles are everywhere.
Believe in yourself. Believe in miracles.
You can undo almost everything...Give time!!
Do or Die...There is no try.
You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
When in doubt, just take the next small step.
If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying or aren't trying hard enough.
What you are is God's gift to you; what you make of yourself is your gift to God.- Jewish Proverb
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.- Wayne Gretzky
Every great achievement was once considered impossible.
You've got to follow your passion. You've got to figure out what it is you love--who you really are. And have the courage to do that. I believe that the only courage anybody ever needs is the courage to follow your own dreams.- Oprah Winfrey
Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.- Dr. Robert Anthony
"If you are going through hell, keep going."- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.- Eleanor Roosevelt
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Believe that you can, and you're halfway of your goal.~~ - Theodore Roosevelt
When you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.
Smile even through your tears, Be Strong even through your fears
"The people who laugh at you probably admire you the most."
Only in the darkness, you are able to see the stars.- martin luther king.

Inspirational Whatsapp Messages 

  • You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be.- Lou Holtz
  • People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it. - George Bernard Shaw
  • Your present is the creature of your future.
  • Always do your best.
  • Learn then remove 'L'.
  • Amateurs... Built the ark.
  • Professionals... Built the Titanic.
  • Everything you've done is not as important as to what will you do now.- GBATISTE
  • To have a friend you need to be a friend.
  • Train your mind to see the good and positive in every situation.

If you believe in miracles then don't wait for someone to perform, do it for others...-Muhammad Yasir Arslan
The strongest emotion of all is LOVE, that's why it hurts us most.
Racism and tribalism blind the mind and soul- Dr.Mohammed F A Alrazak
Don't Be Kind All Time Sometime Show Your Bad Side.- Mashaal Mughal
"Those high on FAITH will never be low on HOPE "- GBATISTE
Life controls us by the things we want....we control life by getting the things we truly need- GBATISTE
Some kind of Magic happens in every moment...
True LOVE happens inside and out.....
"Always Think twice, speak once"
It's more important for YOU to believe in YOU.
With patience time takes care of itself.

Inspirational Whatsapp Status Quotes 

  • Love is the rhythm of two HEARTS beating as one.
  • Sometimes love means to stop where we are and start where someone needs us....
  • The condition of the HEART depends on the MIND.
  • Sometimes the truth is so hard to bear we'd rather listening to the lies.
  • Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove you can still stand.
  • Be yourself, no matter what others think. You have to live your life, not they.
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Funny Whatsapp Status, Quotes and Updates


Whatsapp is the most widely used text messenger in the world. Everyone is crazy about updating their Whatsapp Status, Profile pictures Sending Funny Status, videos between friends and groups so therefor i'd like to share some extremely and humorous funny whatsapp status and quotes. If you like these mentioned funny status for whatsapp then feel free to share with your friends.

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20 Funny Whatsapp Status and Messages:


  • Let's play titanic. You be the ocean and i'll go down on you.
  • That fail moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself in the face.
  • Admit it. We've all hidden our favorite food from our family at least once.
  • Hey, remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well, look at you living and shit.
  • Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
  • Immature is just a word by people who don't know how to have fun.
  • Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them... :)
  • People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day.
  • SARCASM: just one of the many services i offer.
  • " I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside me..."
  • When a women says "What?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
  • "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde

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Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

  • Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
  • Me:  I', actually happy right now.
  • Life: LOL , one sec!!
  • Stress is caused by giving a F**k.
  • When life knocks you down...calmly get back up. Smile and very politely say, ;You hit like a bitch."
  • At night i can't sleep. In the morning I can't wake up.
  • I don't have a dirty mind. i have a S**y imagination.

Funny Status for Whatsapp in Hindi

Deikh rha hu samne wali larki ko....or soch rha hu ek mohabbar or sahi...


Teri duniya mai koi gam na ho, khusi kabhi kam na ho.
Bhagwan tumko aisi item de jo Dabang mi munni seela ki javani se kam na ho.


Kuch dur ek ganda nala hai
sir, kuch dur ek ganda nala hai..

Abhijeet dal mai jrur kuch na kuch kala hai.


Beer pine se phle sb bolte hai cheers...
Beer pine se phle sb bolte hai cheers.....

Are o Radha...i hate tears.


Arz kiya hai...khuda bachaye tumhe in hsasino se...naznino se...
par in hasino ko koun bachaye tum jaise kamino se.

1 bar jo maine girl friend bna li to vo maeri kabhi nahi sunti. :D Salman khan

Ami ne bazaar mehmaan aaye huye hai kuch le aao...mai taxi le aaya. :D


Ladki or rocket aapko khi bhi le ja skti hai.


Paise ko jeb mai rkho dimag mai nahi.



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[*Latest*] All Time 50 Best Love Status for Whatsapp

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We would like to share top 50 Love status and Quotes for Whatsapp. You can share your feelings with your loved ones by sharing cool love Whatsapp Status and messages. Now a day’s Whatsapp is the smartest ways of sharing Images, Videos, files and locations among your friends and family members.

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If you are in love with someone and want to send flowers, Gifts, chocolates or something else then you can mention a note from below mentioned Love Whatsapp Quotes and Messages.

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1.       Bridge between souls, stands on pillars of trust! It reflects united self and creates a path to reach each other’s hearts.
2.       Cross the Bridge and Discover Love! Else… be Stranded forever and miss these most scared feelings…~~Nisarg TrailBlazer
3.       Those with the biggest hearts suffer the most—Unknown
4.       It’s not about “having” time. It’s about making time.
5.       Give me your love or nothing at all.
6.       It's just a wish on my mind.
Hoping you'd have the time
When I wanna see you
7.       Touching you, holding you is all I really wanna do.
8.       You know what you want, I know what you need
It’s me!! Give love a try.
9.       You are so special to me. Why don't you stay with me?
So we can be together. I'm in love with you…
10.   Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your all to me
I'll give my all to you
You're my end and my beginning
Even when I lose I'm winning
Cause I give you all of me
And you give me all of you
11.   I can see something more beautiful in her eyes and smile than the stars.
12.   No matter what has happened. No matter what you've done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
13.   I don’t care how hard being together is, nothing is worse than being apart.
14.   No matter where I went, I always knew my way back to you. You are my compass star.
15.   There is a part of me that's gonna be in love with you for the rest of my life.
16.   I realized that no guy will ever be right for me. Not after I met you.
17.   If I could have one dance with you I’d play a song that last forever.
18.   Love: is when you shed a tear and still want him, it's when he ignores you and you still love him, it's when he loves another but you still smile and say I’m happy for you when all you really do is cry....and cry
19.   Girls like you are hard to find, but I'm very glad I did. It feels like I’ve known you forever.
20.   I love you more than you will ever know. You're all that I need.
21.   I'm in love with you and nothing could make me stop loving you.
22.   I'd like to stay awake just to watch you sleep.
23.   No matter what happens I will never let anything change how i feel about you.
24.   You are my entire world, my very reason to live and because the way you make me feel, you you my heart I give.
25.   Being with you makes me feel like for once in my life I don't have to work so hard on being happy, it just happens.

Love Status for Whatsapp in Hindi

  • Mat pucho ki kis trhe chal rhi hai zindgi, us daur se guzar rhe hai jo kabhi gujrta hi nahi.
  • itna na yad kro ki rat bhar so na ske, subhe ko surkh ankhon ka sabab puchte hai log.
  • Mohabbat ki aandhiyon se takrane mai hi to mza hai galib, agar marna hi hai to muhabbt mai q nahi.
  • Hmare ba dnahi aayega unhe chahat ka mza, vo logo se kehte firenge mujhe chaho uski trha.
  • Vo kon hai jinhe toba ki mil gai fursat, hme gunah bhi karne ko zindgi kam hai.
  • Apne halat ka khud ahsas nahi hai mujko, maine oro se suna hai ke preshan hu aajkal.
  • Roz rote huye kehti hai zindgi mujh se. sirf ek saqs ki khatir mujhe barbad na kar.
  • Dil dhadkne ka tsavoor bhi khayali ho gya, ek tere jane se sara seher khali ho gya.
  • Muje Kisi Se Muhabbat Nahi Siwa Tere, Muje Kisi Ki Jarurat Nahi Siwa Tere.
  • Mera har pal aaj khoobsurat hain, Dil mein jo sirf teri hi soorat hain.


Status for Whatsapp in English

  • If you a girl make laugh she likes you, but if you make her cry, she loves you.
  • Just give me a reason just a little bit's enough just a second we're not broken just bent and we can learn to love again.
  • You don't find love, it find's you. It’s got a little bit to do with destiny, fate, and what's written in the stars.
  • Please stay in my life forever because you're one of the best things to ever happen to me. Love you.
  • When I think of you...I don't feel so alone.
  • Your heart is free have the courage to follow it.
  • Life is messy love is messier.
  • I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way i feel when I’m with you.
  • Is the kind that awakens the soul that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds? That’s what i hope to give you forever.
  • "Love means never having to say you’re sorry." – Ali MacGraw
  • My heart is, and always will be, yours.
  • So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day…" – Ryan Gosling
  • Sometimes it’s a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. – David Byrne
  • Love is invisible it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform your life towards you love. – Barbara de Angelis
  • Love comes when manipulation stops.







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May be you can hide but i can smell your scent from miles.
You're like a drug that's killing me.
Baby I'm Praying on you tonight! Hunt you down, Eat you alive!
So I cross my heart and I hope to die that i'll only stay with you one more night.
I wish I could carry your smile and my heart.
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you.
I'm just thinking so much of you, There was never any doubt.
I can wait forever, if you say you'll be there, too.
I'm so lost without you.
Being with you has made me complete.

100 Funny Whatsapp Status Ever

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Funny Whatsapp status message:

  • I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
  • You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
  • If you don't care stop talking about it.
  • God was showing off when He created you.
  • Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
  • Never apologize for being you.
  • I’m a good boy with bad habits: P
  • Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)
  • Don't worry. God is always on time.
  • She loves me or not but I love her a lot.  : P
  • Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
  • Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
  • If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 
  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. 
  • I can handle pain until it hurts.
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 
  • Gravity always gets me down. :)
  • If life doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're doing it wrong.
  • I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.
  • “I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey
  • “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis
  • “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg
  • ‘It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
  • “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” –  Tommy Cooper
  • “There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope
  • “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
  • “I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David
  • When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always! 
  • What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
  • Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
  • I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
  • Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.
  • You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
  • Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
  • Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
  • Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day ;)
  • I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D
  • HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
  • You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)
  • I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)
  • I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!
  • If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol: P: D: P: D
  • Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D
  • Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you:-D
  • Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside... ;)
  • we live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
  • I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p
  • When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.
  • I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others...: P: D
  • If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!
  • Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good. :P
  • Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P
  • Every time I drink I get awesome :-)
  • After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
  • Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. :P
  • What i if told you...you the read first line wrong...same with the second... ;)  :p
  • I am so cool; my selfie is called a kulfi! 
  • Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.
  • Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?


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