Whatsapp is the most widely used text messenger in the world. Everyone is crazy about updating their Whatsapp Status, Profile pictures Sending Funny Status, videos between friends and groups so therefor i'd like to share some extremely and humorous funny whatsapp status and quotes. If you like these mentioned funny status for whatsapp then feel free to share with your friends.
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20 Funny Whatsapp Status and Messages:
- Let's play titanic. You be the ocean and i'll go down on you.
- That fail moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself in the face.
- Admit it. We've all hidden our favorite food from our family at least once.
- Hey, remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well, look at you living and shit.
- Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
- Immature is just a word by people who don't know how to have fun.
- Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them... :)
- People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day.
- SARCASM: just one of the many services i offer.
- " I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside me..."
- When a women says "What?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
- "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde
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- Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
- Me: I', actually happy right now.
- Life: LOL , one sec!!
- Stress is caused by giving a F**k.
- When life knocks you down...calmly get back up. Smile and very politely say, ;You hit like a bitch."
- At night i can't sleep. In the morning I can't wake up.
- I don't have a dirty mind. i have a S**y imagination.
Funny Status for Whatsapp in Hindi
Deikh rha hu samne wali larki ko....or soch rha hu ek mohabbar or sahi...Teri duniya mai koi gam na ho, khusi kabhi kam na ho.
Bhagwan tumko aisi item de jo Dabang mi munni seela ki javani se kam na ho.
Kuch dur ek ganda nala hai
sir, kuch dur ek ganda nala hai..
Abhijeet dal mai jrur kuch na kuch kala hai.
Beer pine se phle sb bolte hai cheers...
Beer pine se phle sb bolte hai cheers.....
Are o Radha...i hate tears.
Arz kiya hai...khuda bachaye tumhe in hsasino se...naznino se...
par in hasino ko koun bachaye tum jaise kamino se.
1 bar jo maine girl friend bna li to vo maeri kabhi nahi sunti. :D Salman khan
Ami ne bazaar mehmaan aaye huye hai kuch le aao...mai taxi le aaya. :D
Ladki or rocket aapko khi bhi le ja skti hai.
Paise ko jeb mai rkho dimag mai nahi.
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