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Funny Whatsapp status message:
- I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
- You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
- If you don't care stop talking about it.
- God was showing off when He created you.
- Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
- Never apologize for being you.
- I’m a good boy with bad habits: P
- Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)
- Don't worry. God is always on time.
- She loves me or not but I love her a lot. : P
- Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
- Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
- If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
- I can handle pain until it hurts.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
- Gravity always gets me down. :)
- If life doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're doing it wrong.
- I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.
- “I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey
- “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis
- “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg
- ‘It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
- “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper
- “There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope
- “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
- “I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David
- When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
- What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
- Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
- I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
- Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.
- You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
- Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
- Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
- Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day ;)
- I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D
- HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
- You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)
- I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!
- If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol: P: D: P: D
- Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D
- Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you:-D
- Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside... ;)
- we live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
- I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p
- When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.
- I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others...: P: D
- If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!
- Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good. :P
- Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P
- Every time I drink I get awesome :-)
- After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
- Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. :P
- What i if told you...you the read first line wrong...same with the second... ;) :p
- I am so cool; my selfie is called a kulfi!
- Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.
- Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?
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