1000 Best Whatsapp Status, Quotes and Messages {*2015*}

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Hope you are all doing well! Nowadays, whatsapp is a great way to express your thoughts and status messages from your friends, relatives, and colleagues. Almost every internet user is using Whatsapp.

Our users are eager to pick the best status to put on whatsapp. The whatsapp statuses have immense popularity among people who use the site daily. You can tell people about your mood, only more accurately, because you can use famous quotes to describe your mindset in the most perfect, elegant way. Finding such quotes, sayings, and one liners for your whatsapp status can be a daunting task. We understand this, so we have come up with thousands of whatsapp status updates on various themes. See below.

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  1. Funny Whatsapp Status
  2. Cool Whatsapp Status
  3. Love Whatsapp Status
  4. Best Whatsapp Status
  5. Whatsapp Online Status

50 Funny Whatsapp Status

This category contains funny, hilarious, witty, clever and crazy whatsapp status ideas to make everyone in your whatsapp list laugh. You can use these funny whatsapp status quotes to make them laugh in your messages or you can write them on your whatsapp status wall.  
I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

When nothing seems right….go left!!

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

 Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D

I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D

Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

If you are player then I’m the GAME.

Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.

You can disturb me….I’m available. :D

Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal this status.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)

Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours

I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

☺  Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.

We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.

If I’m wired with you. I like you.

I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

I hate math but I love counting money.

I believe in hate at first sight.

There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.

If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

The Earth without Art is just Eh.

We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

Laziness is me middle name.

I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry.

    Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

    I need Google in my brain.

    You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.

    I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

    The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

    If you fall. I’ll be there.

    Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?


      2. Cool Whatsapp Status

      So you're the dude, the cool guy who seeks  something that suits your standard. If that’s the case, the shared cool whatsapp status updates below are for you. We have done our best to come up with latest cool dude whatsapp status ideas.


      The best way to create your future is to create it
      Sleep all your troubles away.
      I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
      It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
      If you ain’t first, you are last.
      I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.
      The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
      Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.
      Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
      Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.
      I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
      A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.
      You killed what was left of the good in me.
      The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
      If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
      Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.
      A fake smile can hide a million tears.
      Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
      You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.
      You can do anything but not everything.
      A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
      Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I’m ok with a smile.
      Life is better when I’m drunk.
      Fake friends are around when they think you're cool true friends are around even when they think you're fool.
      I’m just waiting to see to if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.
      Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
      Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.
      face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall
      I don't have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can't handle.
      I don't stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.
      Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.
      Love is all you need.
      Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
      I dreamed a dream.
      Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
      I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. :D
      No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.
      Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!
      Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.
      “’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.”  Sir Jony Ive, Apple
      There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
      I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
      Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
      The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
      I don’t make mistakes I just date them.
      We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.
      Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.
      The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.
      I can and I will. Watch me!!
      When you want to give up remember why you started.

        3. Love Whatsapp Status

        Love can be demonstrated not defined.
        Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
        Only you can give me that feeling.
        Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
        Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
        I’d cross the world for someone like you.
        Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
        My Hearts beats only for you.
        Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
        “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.
        Love has no limits.
        Everything is fair in Love and War.
        I want another day with you.
        You can’t stop loving short girls.
        I think love is fearless.
        I need you so much closer.
        My heart is perfect because… you are inside.
        You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.
        When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.
        I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.
        Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
        Love me for a second and I’ll love you forever.
        I hope you always find a reason to smile.
        I love you even when I hate you.
        Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you
        I usually don't get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.
        Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
        Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
        When I count my blessings i count you twice.
        Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.
        Be the type of person you want to meet.
        I can’t stop missing you.
        Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. - Wyn Owen Justin
        I’m done begging for your love.
        I don't even know why I like you. But I just do.
        Why am I so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine?
        I can't go a day without thinking about you.
        There is no finish line so love the journey.
        Fall in love not in line.
        If you love something set it free.
        The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.
        So many of my smiles begin with you.
        A true love story nerve ends.
        Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
        You think you're one of millions but you're one in a million to me.
        All I need is your love.
        I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.
        Let all that you do be done n love.
        I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.
        True love has a habit of coming back.



          4. Best Whatsapp Status

          A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.
          I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.
          When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.
          The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.
          Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
          Take a deep breath it's just a bad day, not a bad life.
          The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
          Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
          Just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that will never happen.
          I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
          "If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep
          Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
          I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
          "Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek
          "Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak." - Rachel Zoe
          There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein
          There's nothing wrong with you there's a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer
          Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.
          Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
          If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!
          If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.
          Life is short, make fun of it.
          I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won't ask me again.
          Everything happens for a reason, so don't disappoint.
          The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.
          Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.
          The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.
          You can love with all your heart, No questions asked.
          Life is too short to remove USB safely.
          “If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.”
          When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
          “I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.”― Chris Colfer
          Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.
          Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the right places.
          Nobody can teach me who I am.
          God's plan is like a movie; all the good and bad things are arranged together for at the good ending.
          Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
          Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
          Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life. – ANON
          Life doesn't get easier you just get stronger.
          If you can dream it you can do it. - Walt Disney
          The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - harry Golden
          Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.
          Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.
          You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.
          If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.
          So take a chance and don't ever look back.
          If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
          Success is the best revenge for anything. _ Ed Sheeram
          There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

          5. Whatsapp Online Status

          You can't hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. - -Jim Rohn
          When you feel Like Giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
          Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
          Do what you fear and fear disappears. - David Schwartz
          Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we’re all of us looking for the key. -  Alan benett
          If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.
          Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan
          If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer
          When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt
          A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar
          And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
          The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.
          Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on.
          Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
          Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.
          Don't ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.
          An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I'm going to buy iPhone 6.
          Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
          It's hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'" when nothing's right.
          Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.
          All great changes are preceded by chaos.
          One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
          A true businessman always does business out of courage.
          People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.
          Don't give up what you want most, for what you want now. 
          The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.
          Happiness is not the absence of problems.  It’s the ability to deal with them.
          In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
          Stop saying I wish start saying I will.
          The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.
          It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.
          I've got nothing to do today but smile. - Paul Simon
          A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.
          All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them but confront them.
          Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.
          One day you're going to wake up and notice that you should've tried. I was worth the fight.
          Love yourself. Love your day.  Love your life.
          Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.
          Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life. 
          Do a little more each day than you think you can.
          You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
          Don't wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
          It’s a good day to have a good day.
          You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.
          The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.
          Someone else is happy with less than what you have.
          May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma's teeth.
          The ones who say “you can't" and "you won't" are probably the ones scared that “you will".
          We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.
          One day you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now ~ paulo Coelho

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            1. Whatsapp Emotional Status
            2. Whatsapp Status Quotes
            3. Hack Whatsapp Status
            4. Whatsapp Status Sad
            5. Short Whatsapp Status

            Whatsapp Emotional Status:

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            We got some awesome emotional status for Whatsapp to share your feelings. So let's start.
            Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.

            People who die by suicide don't want to end their live they want to end their pain.

            No one has ever loved me, I was left behind. I only want one thing and one thing i want someone to love me like the way i would love them.

            Loneliness is better than bad company.

            We all get addicted to something that takes away the pain.

            Just bcz we don;t talk doesn't mean i don't think about you. I'm just trying to distance myself because i know i can't have you.


            How Emotions Harm you.

            Anger: Weakens the liver
            Grief: Weakens the Lung
            Worry: Weakens the stomach
            Stress: Weakens the Heart & Brain
            Fear: Weakens the Kidney.

            Tip: Most of the things you worry about never happen. :P

            It's funny how seeing you gives me both Joy & sadness at the same time.

            If you never get your heart broken you'll never learn to love.

            Don't ever make a long term decision for your temporary emotionas.

            Give a man love, and he will be happy for a time. teach a man how to love, and he will have joy through all eternity. James Wilcox

            The saddest thing about BETRAYAL is that it never comes from your enemies.
            Whatsapp status and quotes are a terrific way to discuss Just what is going on in your heart and mind? If you plan on including some imagination in your whatsapp status messages, then you have landed on the right page. Don’t forget to bookmark this page for more awesome Whatsapp updates. Today, we are discussing the all-time 250 best whatsapp status descriptions for our users. These finest Whatsapp messages are handpicked by us from different sources, and you can update these quotes on your profile to impress folks with whatsapp with you!

            101 Best Whatsapp Status Ideas { NEW }

            If you are looking to update your status in a cool, funny, or dynamic way, then Whatsapp-pc.in may help you locate some cool and funny status ideas. Keep your eyes on this article. 

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            Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas



            I'm not drunk...I'm just chemically out of balance. :P
            If everything in coming in your way...Go ahead...Sahi Ja rhe ho!! :D
            People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
            Isaac Asimov
            Too much agreement kills a Conversation
            Eldridge Cleaver 
            Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.-- Lazy Man 
            Behind every great man is there is no women :D-- Crazy Man
            Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin 
            Women's mind is like a weather it may change anytime. -- Crazy Boy

            If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.-- Henny Youngman
            There are only two things women need in life: food and compliments.--Chris Rock

            Cool Whatsapp Status Ideas


            Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do.-Vanessa Hudgens
            I'm not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I'm definitely an individual.-Leonardo DiCaprio
            I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters.--Gerard Way
            Strong people don't put others down...They life them up.
            Don't be a carbon copy of one of god's Great originals. Be Yourself!!
            If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay Cool.
            Sleep Solves every thing. 
            A simple hello could lead to a million things. 
            Don't be the same, Be better!!
            Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.
            Character, like a photograph, Develops in darkness. 
            Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.
            Cool thing only happen when you don't have a camera.
            From now on, I will expect nothing and just take what i get.
            Life is too short to wait.-- Crazy Boy

            Whatsapp Status Messages Ideas

            Before you judge me make sure that you're perfect.
            We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.
            You haven't even seen my bad side yet.
            Isn't it sad when you get hurt so much, you can finally say "I'm used to it."
            I ain't perfect, but you ain't either.
            I'm so cool, ICE Cubes are jealous.
            The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering.
            Everyone is trying to do something big not realizing that life is made up of little things.
            Stars can't shine without darkness.
            Yes, I'm crazy. Normal is boring for me.
            I wish there was a rewind button in life.
            "Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tokien
            When i count  my blessings i count you twice.


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            Love Status for Whatsapp | With ♥ in India

            Love Status descriptions on Whatsapp: Hey Folks! What's going on!

            Love is pure feelings between two pure souls. Nowadays, these feelings can be expressed and shared with tailored Whatsapp love status descriptions, messages, and quotes. If you want to share your love feelings with your partner through Whatsapp, then this page might be helpful.
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            25 Love Status & Quotes for Whatsapp


            No need for me to write it, I just gotta picture her smiling,
            And if you feel like that way, go ahead and kiss your baby
            Now we've got the whole stadium in love like.

            At last... My love has come along...My lonely days are over And life is like a song.

            Hey there...Can i come in your heart!

            I think i love you, but don't even know you.

            I will never forget you ♥ 

            How can i move on when i'm still in love with you.

            Somebody told me there was no such thing as truth...I sad " if thats the case them why should i believe you?"

            The best thing about me is you _ Shannon Crown

            A heart that LOVES is always young.- Greek Proverb

            All i want is to tell you i love you and make you wanna stay. There's gotta be a way, cause going on without you is killing me everyday.


            Cause Baby, You my everything you all i ever wanted.

            You're the best I ever Had.


            It's you that made things right my turn to be there for you.

            I fall in love all over
            Everything I look at you
            I don't know where I'd be
            without you here with me.
            Life with you makes perfect sense you're my best friend.


            Love is wast of time without you. --From Pk


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            Love Status for Whatsapp in Hindi 

            Some love one, Some love two. I love one...that is you.

            One day i caught myself smiling fro no reason than i realized i was thinking of you.

            Bhuk risto ko bhi lagti hai..pyar kabhi paros kr to dekhiye..

            Mohebbat or maut dono hi bin bulaye mehman hote hai kab aajaye koi nahi jnata.
            lekin dono ka kam ek hi kam hai...ek dil le jati hai to dusri dhdkan.

            Pyar main tere iss kadar kho jate hain, Pata hi nae chalta kab so jate hai.

            Chale gye the dur aapse kuch pal ke liye…… Par kareeb hai aapke har pal ke liye……..♥♥♥♥
            Baat unhi ki hoti hai..jinme koi bata hoti hai

            Sad Love Status for Whatsapp

            Sorry I'm not perfect for you.
            Hurt me with the Truth but never comfort me with a Lie.

            I will always care for you, Even if we're not together and even if
            we're far, far away from each other.


            Sometimes you have to be your own hero, because sometimes the people
            you can't live without. Can live without you.

            Never trust someone who lies to you...!!
            And never lie to someone who puts all their trust into you...!!

            I'm done begging for your love.
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            I just need that one person who will stand by me no matter what.

            I was playing back a thousand memories baby, thinking about everything we've been through.

            Love sometimes comes life a dream and leave like a nightmare.

            I would love to tell you how i feel.
            I'm just afraid that you don't feel same way.




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            Top 50 Whasapp Status Ideas

            Whatsapp is a superhero of all messaging apps like hike, wechat, bbm etc. and easiest way to share messages, locations, images and videos among friends, colleagues and family members. Here We would like to share some selected Whatsapp Status Ideas for your Whatsapp Profile.

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            Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas:

            A man is as young as the woman he feels.

            Experiencing like every day at 15 WTF hrs.


            Behind every great man, there is a NO woman.

            Behind every SUCCESSFUL women , there is a Rich Man.



            3's of Life...Don't give a F**k, Do what you do, Do what you love.

            My friend have girl friend, i have BRAIN. !! :D


            Go get a life instead of reading Whatspp Status ideas. :D

            You can read my Whatsappp Status, but don't ever try to copy. :P

            If you can see 'Online'...then WTF is 'U There'. No, I'm playing Cricket.

            A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

            “S*x and Pizza, they say, are similar. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, you get it on your shirt.” —Mike Birbiglia

            “It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” —Marilyn Monroe


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            Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.

            You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

            ALWAYS SMILE...it costs nothing!!

            Most powerful emotion is LOVE...That's why it hurts.
            Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

            S*X is like air; it’s not important unless you aren't getting any.

            She said she wanted a separation. I was horrified, and I said, ‘You want me to wear a c0nd0m!

            What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.



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            151 Inspirational Whatsapp Status and Quotes

            Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
            When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
            "Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."
            I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.
            Always be a first-copy version of yourself, instead of a second-copy version of somebody else.
            Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
            A champion is someone who gets up, even when he can't.
            Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
            If you don't ask, you don't get.
            Take a deep breath and start again.
            Always remember...The best is yet to come.
            Jealousy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
            Always try to get rid of anything that isn't helpful, pretty or cheery.
            Miracles are everywhere.
            Believe in yourself. Believe in miracles.
            You can undo almost everything...Give time!!
            Do or Die...There is no try.
            You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
            When in doubt, just take the next small step.
            If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying or aren't trying hard enough.
            What you are is God's gift to you; what you make of yourself is your gift to God.- Jewish Proverb
            You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.- Wayne Gretzky
            Every great achievement was once considered impossible.
            You've got to follow your passion. You've got to figure out what it is you love--who you really are. And have the courage to do that. I believe that the only courage anybody ever needs is the courage to follow your own dreams.- Oprah Winfrey
            Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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            Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.- Dr. Robert Anthony
            "If you are going through hell, keep going."- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
            The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.- Eleanor Roosevelt
            The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
            Believe that you can, and you're halfway of your goal.~~ - Theodore Roosevelt
            When you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.
            Smile even through your tears, Be Strong even through your fears
            "The people who laugh at you probably admire you the most."
            Only in the darkness, you are able to see the stars.- martin luther king.

            Inspirational Whatsapp Messages 

            • You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be.- Lou Holtz
            • People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it. - George Bernard Shaw
            • Your present is the creature of your future.
            • Always do your best.
            • Learn then remove 'L'.
            • Amateurs... Built the ark.
            • Professionals... Built the Titanic.
            • Everything you've done is not as important as to what will you do now.- GBATISTE
            • To have a friend you need to be a friend.
            • Train your mind to see the good and positive in every situation.

            If you believe in miracles then don't wait for someone to perform, do it for others...-Muhammad Yasir Arslan
            The strongest emotion of all is LOVE, that's why it hurts us most.
            Racism and tribalism blind the mind and soul- Dr.Mohammed F A Alrazak
            Don't Be Kind All Time Sometime Show Your Bad Side.- Mashaal Mughal
            "Those high on FAITH will never be low on HOPE "- GBATISTE
            Life controls us by the things we want....we control life by getting the things we truly need- GBATISTE
            Some kind of Magic happens in every moment...
            True LOVE happens inside and out.....
            "Always Think twice, speak once"
            It's more important for YOU to believe in YOU.
            With patience time takes care of itself.

            Inspirational Whatsapp Status Quotes 

            • Love is the rhythm of two HEARTS beating as one.
            • Sometimes love means to stop where we are and start where someone needs us....
            • The condition of the HEART depends on the MIND.
            • Sometimes the truth is so hard to bear we'd rather listening to the lies.
            • Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove you can still stand.
            • Be yourself, no matter what others think. You have to live your life, not they.
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            Funny Whatsapp Status, Quotes and Updates


            Whatsapp is the most widely used text messenger in the world. Everyone is crazy about updating their Whatsapp Status, Profile pictures Sending Funny Status, videos between friends and groups so therefor i'd like to share some extremely and humorous funny whatsapp status and quotes. If you like these mentioned funny status for whatsapp then feel free to share with your friends.

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            20 Funny Whatsapp Status and Messages:


            • Let's play titanic. You be the ocean and i'll go down on you.
            • That fail moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself in the face.
            • Admit it. We've all hidden our favorite food from our family at least once.
            • Hey, remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well, look at you living and shit.
            • Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
            • Immature is just a word by people who don't know how to have fun.
            • Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them... :)
            • People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day.
            • SARCASM: just one of the many services i offer.
            • " I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside me..."
            • When a women says "What?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
            • "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde

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            • Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
            • Me:  I', actually happy right now.
            • Life: LOL , one sec!!
            • Stress is caused by giving a F**k.
            • When life knocks you down...calmly get back up. Smile and very politely say, ;You hit like a bitch."
            • At night i can't sleep. In the morning I can't wake up.
            • I don't have a dirty mind. i have a S**y imagination.

            Funny Status for Whatsapp in Hindi

            Deikh rha hu samne wali larki ko....or soch rha hu ek mohabbar or sahi...


            Teri duniya mai koi gam na ho, khusi kabhi kam na ho.
            Bhagwan tumko aisi item de jo Dabang mi munni seela ki javani se kam na ho.


            Kuch dur ek ganda nala hai
            sir, kuch dur ek ganda nala hai..

            Abhijeet dal mai jrur kuch na kuch kala hai.


            Beer pine se phle sb bolte hai cheers...
            Beer pine se phle sb bolte hai cheers.....

            Are o Radha...i hate tears.


            Arz kiya hai...khuda bachaye tumhe in hsasino se...naznino se...
            par in hasino ko koun bachaye tum jaise kamino se.

            1 bar jo maine girl friend bna li to vo maeri kabhi nahi sunti. :D Salman khan

            Ami ne bazaar mehmaan aaye huye hai kuch le aao...mai taxi le aaya. :D


            Ladki or rocket aapko khi bhi le ja skti hai.


            Paise ko jeb mai rkho dimag mai nahi.



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            [*Latest*] All Time 50 Best Love Status for Whatsapp

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            Whatsapp Love Status


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            Love Status for Whatsapp


            1.       Bridge between souls, stands on pillars of trust! It reflects united self and creates a path to reach each other’s hearts.
            2.       Cross the Bridge and Discover Love! Else… be Stranded forever and miss these most scared feelings…~~Nisarg TrailBlazer
            3.       Those with the biggest hearts suffer the most—Unknown
            4.       It’s not about “having” time. It’s about making time.
            5.       Give me your love or nothing at all.
            6.       It's just a wish on my mind.
            Hoping you'd have the time
            When I wanna see you
            7.       Touching you, holding you is all I really wanna do.
            8.       You know what you want, I know what you need
            It’s me!! Give love a try.
            9.       You are so special to me. Why don't you stay with me?
            So we can be together. I'm in love with you…
            10.   Love your curves and all your edges
            All your perfect imperfections
            Give your all to me
            I'll give my all to you
            You're my end and my beginning
            Even when I lose I'm winning
            Cause I give you all of me
            And you give me all of you
            11.   I can see something more beautiful in her eyes and smile than the stars.
            12.   No matter what has happened. No matter what you've done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
            13.   I don’t care how hard being together is, nothing is worse than being apart.
            14.   No matter where I went, I always knew my way back to you. You are my compass star.
            15.   There is a part of me that's gonna be in love with you for the rest of my life.
            16.   I realized that no guy will ever be right for me. Not after I met you.
            17.   If I could have one dance with you I’d play a song that last forever.
            18.   Love: is when you shed a tear and still want him, it's when he ignores you and you still love him, it's when he loves another but you still smile and say I’m happy for you when all you really do is cry....and cry
            19.   Girls like you are hard to find, but I'm very glad I did. It feels like I’ve known you forever.
            20.   I love you more than you will ever know. You're all that I need.
            21.   I'm in love with you and nothing could make me stop loving you.
            22.   I'd like to stay awake just to watch you sleep.
            23.   No matter what happens I will never let anything change how i feel about you.
            24.   You are my entire world, my very reason to live and because the way you make me feel, you you my heart I give.
            25.   Being with you makes me feel like for once in my life I don't have to work so hard on being happy, it just happens.

            Love Status for Whatsapp in Hindi

            • Mat pucho ki kis trhe chal rhi hai zindgi, us daur se guzar rhe hai jo kabhi gujrta hi nahi.
            • itna na yad kro ki rat bhar so na ske, subhe ko surkh ankhon ka sabab puchte hai log.
            • Mohabbat ki aandhiyon se takrane mai hi to mza hai galib, agar marna hi hai to muhabbt mai q nahi.
            • Hmare ba dnahi aayega unhe chahat ka mza, vo logo se kehte firenge mujhe chaho uski trha.
            • Vo kon hai jinhe toba ki mil gai fursat, hme gunah bhi karne ko zindgi kam hai.
            • Apne halat ka khud ahsas nahi hai mujko, maine oro se suna hai ke preshan hu aajkal.
            • Roz rote huye kehti hai zindgi mujh se. sirf ek saqs ki khatir mujhe barbad na kar.
            • Dil dhadkne ka tsavoor bhi khayali ho gya, ek tere jane se sara seher khali ho gya.
            • Muje Kisi Se Muhabbat Nahi Siwa Tere, Muje Kisi Ki Jarurat Nahi Siwa Tere.
            • Mera har pal aaj khoobsurat hain, Dil mein jo sirf teri hi soorat hain.


            Status for Whatsapp in English

            • If you a girl make laugh she likes you, but if you make her cry, she loves you.
            • Just give me a reason just a little bit's enough just a second we're not broken just bent and we can learn to love again.
            • You don't find love, it find's you. It’s got a little bit to do with destiny, fate, and what's written in the stars.
            • Please stay in my life forever because you're one of the best things to ever happen to me. Love you.
            • When I think of you...I don't feel so alone.
            • Your heart is free have the courage to follow it.
            • Life is messy love is messier.
            • I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way i feel when I’m with you.
            • Is the kind that awakens the soul that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds? That’s what i hope to give you forever.
            • "Love means never having to say you’re sorry." – Ali MacGraw
            • My heart is, and always will be, yours.
            • So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day…" – Ryan Gosling
            • Sometimes it’s a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. – David Byrne
            • Love is invisible it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform your life towards you love. – Barbara de Angelis
            • Love comes when manipulation stops.







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            May be you can hide but i can smell your scent from miles.
            You're like a drug that's killing me.
            Baby I'm Praying on you tonight! Hunt you down, Eat you alive!
            So I cross my heart and I hope to die that i'll only stay with you one more night.
            I wish I could carry your smile and my heart.
            I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you.
            I'm just thinking so much of you, There was never any doubt.
            I can wait forever, if you say you'll be there, too.
            I'm so lost without you.
            Being with you has made me complete.